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10-04-2009, 06:04 AM
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a little boy goes into the kitchen and says to his mum "granny's got a prawn" the mother says "what on earth do you mean?" the boy takes his mother and shows his granny naked on her bed. He points to grandma's protruding clitoris and says "granny's got a prawn" his mother whispers "thats your grandma's clitoris son" to which the boy replies...."well it tastes like a prawn!"
How come when your wife's pregnant, all her female friends rub her belly and say "congratulations", But none of them rub your cock and say "Well done" Man teasing ex-wife's new husband: "How's the 2nd hand pussy?" New husband says: "it's great thanks......after the first 3 inches, it's brand new
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10-04-2009, 07:03 AM
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Currently hold powerlifting records in a couple states and a few NATIONAL RECORDS. Ranked #6 in ths USA @ Powerlifting watch.com @ 220 RAW MASTERS and #35 in the MENS RAW OPEN Divisions as of 4-22-2011 Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid Stupidity should be painful Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable To dominate one must be physically, mentally, and spiritually stronger than their opponent. Then, domination is guaranteed. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this fukin hard either! If im a danger to myself just think what the fuck I can do to you! Last edited by powerman; 10-04-2009 at 07:04 AM. Reason: didnt work
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10-04-2009, 07:07 AM
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Home Depot Scam
A 'heads up' for those Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while at HD. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20 year-olds girls come over to your car as you are loading your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex window cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and goes down on you while the other one slips her hand between the seats and steals your wallet...!! I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 28th. Also September 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th & 9th, and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~ I found cheaper ones for Home Depot Scam A 'heads up' for those Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while at HD. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20 year-olds girls come over to your car as you are loading your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex window cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and goes down on you while the other one slips her hand between the seats and steals your wallet...!! I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 28th. Also September 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th & 9th, and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~ I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Big Lots and bought them out. $1.99 at Big Lots and bought them out.
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Currently hold powerlifting records in a couple states and a few NATIONAL RECORDS. Ranked #6 in ths USA @ Powerlifting watch.com @ 220 RAW MASTERS and #35 in the MENS RAW OPEN Divisions as of 4-22-2011 Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid Stupidity should be painful Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable To dominate one must be physically, mentally, and spiritually stronger than their opponent. Then, domination is guaranteed. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this fukin hard either! If im a danger to myself just think what the fuck I can do to you! Last edited by powerman; 10-04-2009 at 03:15 PM.
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10-04-2009, 06:24 PM
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10-04-2009, 11:12 PM
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I liked them Supy, keep em coming.....
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10-05-2009, 12:56 AM
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LOL awesome bro
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10-05-2009, 03:37 AM
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All good bro, I have bought 20 wallets and I am ready to go
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10-05-2009, 01:46 PM
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One Monday morning the UPS guy is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles..
"Wow. Bob", looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, the UPS man comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that's when we started playing "WHO AM I." The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play "WHO AM I?" "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheetthen the women try to guess who it is." The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that." "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times."
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Currently hold powerlifting records in a couple states and a few NATIONAL RECORDS. Ranked #6 in ths USA @ Powerlifting watch.com @ 220 RAW MASTERS and #35 in the MENS RAW OPEN Divisions as of 4-22-2011 Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid Stupidity should be painful Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable To dominate one must be physically, mentally, and spiritually stronger than their opponent. Then, domination is guaranteed. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this fukin hard either! If im a danger to myself just think what the fuck I can do to you!
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10-05-2009, 02:23 PM
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bwahahahahaahahaha
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10-05-2009, 05:42 PM
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Two black guys are at a bar talking, one says to the other, "you ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?"
The second black guy says, "yeah, all the time." The other says, "why is that?" The second says, "I think it's the pepper spray."
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Currently hold powerlifting records in a couple states and a few NATIONAL RECORDS. Ranked #6 in ths USA @ Powerlifting watch.com @ 220 RAW MASTERS and #35 in the MENS RAW OPEN Divisions as of 4-22-2011 Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid Stupidity should be painful Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable To dominate one must be physically, mentally, and spiritually stronger than their opponent. Then, domination is guaranteed. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this fukin hard either! If im a danger to myself just think what the fuck I can do to you!
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10-05-2009, 05:44 PM
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I have just had a call from a Charity, asking me to donate some of my clothes to starving Africans.
I told them to Piss off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes is not starving!!
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Currently hold powerlifting records in a couple states and a few NATIONAL RECORDS. Ranked #6 in ths USA @ Powerlifting watch.com @ 220 RAW MASTERS and #35 in the MENS RAW OPEN Divisions as of 4-22-2011 Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid Stupidity should be painful Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable To dominate one must be physically, mentally, and spiritually stronger than their opponent. Then, domination is guaranteed. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this fukin hard either! If im a danger to myself just think what the fuck I can do to you!
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10-05-2009, 06:06 PM
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A Hooker in Las Vegas
A guy is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" The Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." The guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." So the guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us: All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and shows? "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" No," the hooker replies, "but I would... if I had a pussy."
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Currently hold powerlifting records in a couple states and a few NATIONAL RECORDS. Ranked #6 in ths USA @ Powerlifting watch.com @ 220 RAW MASTERS and #35 in the MENS RAW OPEN Divisions as of 4-22-2011 Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid Stupidity should be painful Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable To dominate one must be physically, mentally, and spiritually stronger than their opponent. Then, domination is guaranteed. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this fukin hard either! If im a danger to myself just think what the fuck I can do to you!
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10-06-2009, 07:55 AM
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Fishing Trip
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated. The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock, fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer. His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?" Dave replied, last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, "Surprise". When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want". SO I DID AND HERE I AM!
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Currently hold powerlifting records in a couple states and a few NATIONAL RECORDS. Ranked #6 in ths USA @ Powerlifting watch.com @ 220 RAW MASTERS and #35 in the MENS RAW OPEN Divisions as of 4-22-2011 Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid Stupidity should be painful Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable To dominate one must be physically, mentally, and spiritually stronger than their opponent. Then, domination is guaranteed. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this fukin hard either! If im a danger to myself just think what the fuck I can do to you!
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10-06-2009, 08:36 AM
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10-06-2009, 09:49 AM
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Currently hold powerlifting records in a couple states and a few NATIONAL RECORDS. Ranked #6 in ths USA @ Powerlifting watch.com @ 220 RAW MASTERS and #35 in the MENS RAW OPEN Divisions as of 4-22-2011 Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid Stupidity should be painful Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable To dominate one must be physically, mentally, and spiritually stronger than their opponent. Then, domination is guaranteed. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this fukin hard either! If im a danger to myself just think what the fuck I can do to you!
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10-06-2009, 01:48 PM
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hahhahahaha ahhahahahahahahahrep
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10-06-2009, 02:12 PM
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Currently hold powerlifting records in a couple states and a few NATIONAL RECORDS. Ranked #6 in ths USA @ Powerlifting watch.com @ 220 RAW MASTERS and #35 in the MENS RAW OPEN Divisions as of 4-22-2011 Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid Stupidity should be painful Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable To dominate one must be physically, mentally, and spiritually stronger than their opponent. Then, domination is guaranteed. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this fukin hard either! If im a danger to myself just think what the fuck I can do to you!
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10-06-2009, 03:09 PM
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4 gold stars for this thread, SUPYSTAHS that is.
I like the wallet one 
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10-06-2009, 03:26 PM
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10-06-2009, 03:35 PM
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10-06-2009, 03:42 PM
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Currently hold powerlifting records in a couple states and a few NATIONAL RECORDS. Ranked #6 in ths USA @ Powerlifting watch.com @ 220 RAW MASTERS and #35 in the MENS RAW OPEN Divisions as of 4-22-2011 Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid Stupidity should be painful Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable To dominate one must be physically, mentally, and spiritually stronger than their opponent. Then, domination is guaranteed. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this fukin hard either! If im a danger to myself just think what the fuck I can do to you!
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10-06-2009, 04:20 PM
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Good one! LMFAO!!!!
So where is this HOME DEPOT SUPY ????good stuff !!!
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10-06-2009, 04:36 PM
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Cookie: 0 I'll bide my time
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10-06-2009, 04:47 PM
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Currently hold powerlifting records in a couple states and a few NATIONAL RECORDS. Ranked #6 in ths USA @ Powerlifting watch.com @ 220 RAW MASTERS and #35 in the MENS RAW OPEN Divisions as of 4-22-2011 Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid Stupidity should be painful Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable To dominate one must be physically, mentally, and spiritually stronger than their opponent. Then, domination is guaranteed. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this fukin hard either! If im a danger to myself just think what the fuck I can do to you!
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