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12-19-2011, 12:16 PM
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For all you guys tired of reading about BD
Ole goes into a bar in Minnesota . where there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?" Ole says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the him, "What's your IQ?" Ole says," 168." (note-probably a lie) The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. Ole leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" Ole says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" Ole says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, and a Viking stadium Ole leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" Ole says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" Ole says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy with Barrack Obama?"
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12-19-2011, 12:53 PM
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Good one chisel!
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12-19-2011, 08:11 PM
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Excellent! I love it!
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12-19-2011, 08:14 PM
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LOL I laugh more reading shit on this forum than anywhere else in a normal day!!
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12-20-2011, 07:54 AM
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12-20-2011, 09:13 AM
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Definitely funny. Also a sigh of relief. Being from a democratic state, sometimes I think I'm the only one that hates this arrogant nuckle-head.
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12-20-2011, 06:51 PM
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12-20-2011, 07:54 PM
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I take it there still on your list LOL bunk gear on a pay site, the stand up guys here must LOVE that, I'm sure a few of there guys do a great job mixing in while doing disaster control /recovery .....funny joke chisel lol
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12-21-2011, 05:47 AM
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I am not sure what you are saying. I have never used BD or QV or IP. I just posteda joke nothing more. Are you accusing me of something?
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12-23-2011, 06:48 PM
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12-23-2011, 06:54 PM
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I know what you mean, I have heard that goes on at other boards. I don't think it does here.
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12-23-2011, 08:03 PM
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12-24-2011, 03:52 AM
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12-25-2011, 04:32 AM
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12-25-2011, 07:05 PM
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Chisel, I think you left out the last verse of the joke -- I believe it goes:
He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" Ole says, "Vodka," and the robot brings him his vodka. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" Ole says, "Uh, about 10." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people must be real excited about getting Perry, or Newtie, or Michelle, or Dr. Paul, or Santorum since your favorist, the Godfather, dropped out"
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12-26-2011, 07:22 AM
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Yes I did mis that part.....Herman Cain the godfathers pizza CEO, thats funny.
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