Here's my intro brothers

[buffntanistheplan]

So I am not gonna say my name cause it's gay but you know you kinda gotta keep the stuff on the DL with google searches & all so call me JAY anyhow. BTW the whole GYM thing is totally gay w/ checking out dudes and then hey dude you calfs look great - thanks man - gay get a room. Stop admiring my pecs (Ok you caught me checking yours out too...) How can I continue to be a hetrosexual who loves and adores women when I am in a non alcoholic gay mens bar and we're all dressed like the village people humpin and pumping for hours at a time??? Come on here and spot me - this is how the tea bag was invented... WTF. OK all kidding aside please just accept that as humor and don't try and serve me corn on the cob ever (just cut it off so I don't feel even more gay please.) Corn is a very high source of protien did you know?


I am give or take 40
220lbs - that bounces arond - was 230 two years ago - was 185 a year ago and came back up with bigger shoulders this time and much less bodyfat. Body fat right now is 10 to 12% or less my forearms look pretty ropey but I got gut puffs and lost 5th and 6th abs to lots of gainer....

Did a bunch of cycles maybe 6 so far. I hate roids but I love to be angry and work out and build muscle so I guess I got to keep pokin myself with the crap. I figured out I do good on short-ish cycles. Too much acne and the stuff stops working at a point - it's nice to give the body a break and see what you got left without the juice. Find it - bring it - push it. You know can you still summon the magic to move the mountains without the juice? You bet you can... PLUS there's all these neat ass peptides!!! Get me a mystacin (SP?)inhibitor - i swear I'm gonna start sucking down fertilized chicken yolks raw cause that's the only thing that will do it thus far. Then I will look like a belgian blue or a whippet.

im about 6.2 my arms are not so hot 17s im not happy with that. Just changed out to twice a week and blasting them with 50+ 50+ on the IGF1LR3 in the bi and tri. I'LL run it right up to 200 I don't care just show the money here I should be closer to 19 after four years here. I got my shoulders so big I can't buy normal shirts cause the sleeves come up to the forearm I don't get what thetricep bcep issue is.

Im a legs calfs guy too. I hate leg day kinda but I dunno I am getting more friendly with it. I love doing calfs though. I will sit at the seated calf extension (the shit ass one) for 20 minutes until I am spitting up and have heart palpitations. I tend to draw crowds like that I hate fucking gyms too stupid people who stare. It takes just as much to summon the power to push what is enough to hurt you as it does to shut out the eyes. I tend to go when people arent around and target those times. My worst injury was 2 cracked ribs on a leg press with 20 plates. You can extra push with a belt on but man don't come down too far.

I study the pros but I study myself too. Like tonight I went and blasted out my biceps and shot the IGF1lR3 after and then I sucked down like a serving and a half of high quality gainer. That was stupid - it's not bio-available in time to make a difference if I am burping it (finishing the digest cycle) an hour and chance later. I needed to have been drinking really pure whey with a few packets of sugar to push it 20 grams (a light whey serving) that will go down fast is a much better plan. Now the Ron Coleman video just doesnt tell you that. But it shows his rice cooker and you can see he seems to eat a lot of ground beef. And if you watch it a few times you can see all the other meds he's taking prescribed so he doesn't die of the diet we're all on... I dunno though for a guy who took roids his voice sure is high...

That's a pretty long winded intro but maybe you find something useful in there. Ive gone through 14 vials (100mcgs ea) of the global brand IGF1LR3 and haven't seem really a lot on the results. I'm also in a 3mo cycle prop/tren and finish with winny - it's all la pharma brand lion tops or whatever you call em. I have been using ED on this great crap that blocks estrogen uptake (anastroloze) and I can feel that for sure. less water yeah and I dunno no gyno that's for sure. The prop is 100EOD and the TREN is 75EOD. Then finishing with the winny at 1 vial ED ouch I'll just shoot these traps (OMG does that hurt.)

Please don't use steroids unless you have maxed out diet, training quality, rest and the other OTC suppliments. The only real effect they have otherwise is making you get your ass to the gym, acne and sexual dysfunction. Roids are the ultimate placebo... You will take them and remember to eat, sleep and train hard to get your money's worth but really it's kinda baloney cause you could do 80% of that yourself without needles using just an IPOD with DISTURBED on 10 and some gainer plus a partener to help you lift beyond failure. That's all you need. Oh well go ahead I did it too


-J

[WetWorks]

that was funny and all over the place, I'm really surprised I read it all lol AAS just puts your body into a perfect state to grow.

[doozied]

Welcome to sw you sound like a real lifter, you have come to the right place there are many serious lifters here and some not so serious. if you like you could check out the vip section it is worth having a look at, lots of good people here.

[Gman]

Welcome, strange intro kinda funny kinda not....

[TheWoobs]

Hey Buttsinhandman, welcome!

[Chal]

Welcome to SW! I like your attitude!

[badstone]

Welcome

[Replicator]

Welcome

[crazedhate]

welcome

[koa123]

welcome

[shotgun]

Welcome and the best of Luck

[freakofnature]

Welcome to the Iron Jungle Brother....Good Luck...Freakkkk