Are you KIDDING ME?!

[hooligan2004]

Okay ...so this is absolutly ridiculous!!

My boss ordered this product today from Muscle Asylum Project, i cannot beleive they really call themselves that...

muscle asylum is apparently a new branch of muscle-tech

i just wanted to post up some of the absolutly ridiculous goddamn things this product claims:

1.) it is called... Anabolic O.D. (optimal dose)
-a hybridized muscle mutating post workout compoite
2.) side effects include but not limited to:
- Unavoidable Physique Mutation
- Barbell-Bending Force!!
- Post-workout muscle expansion
- Massive muscle Replication
3.) it apparently forces obsessive-compulsive muscle growth
4.) Provokes Vicious Episodes of uncontrolable Strength!!
5.) Involuntary Growth of Mucle Tissue
6.) Triggers satellite cell activation?!?!?

now for the worst part this is what is says on the back:

USES: for individuals devoted to building 21-inch guns, gorwing a 50-inch chest, benching 4-plates, forcing yourself into an XXXL shirt, and living the life of a bodybuiling freakshow...

after just one dose, The Anabolic Optiml Dose supplement overwhelms your damaged muscle cells for uncontrollable muscle mutation and expansion. This is a molecularly altered matrix developed to activate satellite cells for involuntary growth of muscle tissue. With each dose, youre one step closer to resembling a walking science experiment.

CAUTION: Keep out of reach of couch potatoes, recreational athletes, and wannabe bodybuilders. Anabolic Optimal Dose has been known to cause abrupt anabolic mutating effects. Users may also experiance plateau-smashing workouts and may have difficulty finding clothes that fit.


really guys??? please gentlemen do not fall for this kind of shit this product is nothing special just amino acids really

[Action]

Lol...It amazes me how many suckers actually fall for these bogus, bullshit products...These companies make tons of coin off of these poor, unsuspecting people...

[signal22]

What Bullshit!!! LOL, can't blame em', they're trying to run a business...

[hooligan2004]

Originally Posted by signal22

What Bullshit!!! LOL, can't blame em', they're trying to run a business...

yea you cant blame them...because fucking people fall for this shit, earlier today i was told that the product wasthe best thing ever...he knew because he "read up on it" on muscle-techs website lol

[davidbl769]

people fall for the dumbest stuff. i would like to know how many suckers by crap like this and beleive it's real. I'm in the wrong buisness if people are getting rich in selling stuff like this!!!!!!!!!

[badstone]

HELL it makes me want some.

[hooligan2004]

Originally Posted by davidbl769

people fall for the dumbest stuff. i would like to know how many suckers by crap like this and beleive it's real. I'm in the wrong buisness if people are getting rich in selling stuff like this!!!!!!!!!

you dont even know....i deal with those people on a regular basis they just fucking will beleive anything, it doesnt make sense to me it drives me crazy caus when i try to explain that Anabolic O.D. is just a bunk product they dont beleive me then argue with me and then i look like an ass...its bad for buissness so now i just let the fall for it when there ready to come around ill help, i was there ill admit i fell hard for all of BSN's advertising

[espiros]

I really think that many of this called supplement companies are the people behind making sure press make a big deal about steroids.
Just imagine if steroids was legal whom will be paying for this kind of products??

[FACE2FACE]

To bad we can't sue companies like this on a regular basis.
We could all spilt the money and buy the stuff that really works.
The DEA should make a war on supplement companies that make these
stupid claims. Not a war on gear.

[Sinjin]

Damn, I hope I can return the 4 cases of this stuff.

[Rex Kwon Do]

Originally Posted by Sinjin

Damn, I hope I can return the 4 cases of this stuff.

pahaha i hope you're kidding. the only things i would buy from muscle-tech would be their cell-tech and their Nitro-Tech protien is good. But much to expensive. If you can get it on sale i don't c why the hell not.

[Rex Kwon Do]

OH OH OH... got to ad..this is the funniest shit ever. My friend comes to the gym with me and is like don't be surprized if i bench 315 today cuz i took some vasco-tech or something. the new NO product from cell tech. He is at 275 normaly. and he told me "when i bought it the guy at GNC told me to take it with punch or gatoraid. He uses it and he says it works like crasy it gets your bench up like 25 lbs the first time you use it." He benched 265 and hardly got it. i laughed...And told him if he could get his money back do it asap.

[Sinjin]

Think he'd like to buy my stuff from me ???

[Rex Kwon Do]

Originally Posted by Sinjin

Think he'd like to buy my stuff from me ???

nah, but i'm sure the product is good, but it wont do anything it claims to do. If half of muscle techs stuff was alot cheaper hell, i would take alot of it. I'm sure it would help aid in recovery but nothing like the lable says.

[hooligan2004]

Originally Posted by Rex Kwon Do

nah, but i'm sure the product is good, but it wont do anything it claims to do. If half of muscle techs stuff was alot cheaper hell, i would take alot of it. I'm sure it would help aid in recovery but nothing like the lable says.

ill look for the video on you tube but i saw an interview with phil heath and the guy is asking him about his training heading into the arnold classic and the guy asks him "since you have added anabolic halo to the mix (another stupid product form muscle tech) how much has it helped you and changed your physique?" phil heath obviously rolls his eyes and gives a smirk and pulls some shit out of his ass about how well he responded to this new product i thought it was hell of funny

[Rangi]

Originally Posted by espiros

I really think that many of this called supplement companies are the people behind making sure press make a big deal about steroids.
Just imagine if steroids was legal whom will be paying for this kind of products??

I have to agree with espiros. If everybody had access to gear there would be no need for fake crap like this. These companies piss me off b/c they promise false results and suckers fall for it! Having gear is the ONLY way to big, cut etc... especially the older you get. I haven't had gear for about 7 years and am patiently waiting my order

[espiros]

Originally Posted by Rangi

I have to agree with espiros. If everybody had access to gear there would be no need for fake crap like this. These companies piss me off b/c they promise false results and suckers fall for it! Having gear is the ONLY way to big, cut etc... especially the older you get. I haven't had gear for about 7 years and am patiently waiting my order

Yes, Gear seems to be a necessity specially if you're an older fella like my self!
I'm glad you decide to came back to the dark side...

[bdog]

Yea, the stuff is junk but how smart are the people selling it? The sad thing is, most of the people wasting their money on it are teens.

[admin]

lol
Just remember a lot of these companies are dumping more money into marketing then the actual products

[powerman]

Originally Posted by admin

lol
Just remember a lot of these companies are dumping more money into marketing then the actual products

Look at all the money Muscle Tech spends on advertising half of Muscular Development is Their bullshit adds most of their stuff is crap..They get all the new guys to fall for this shit

[SweatyApe]

ha you know what F-u guys cause i fell for lots of that BS... ha you know how many of those "jay culter mass stacks" from muscle tech i bought at top dollar at GNC?? lol wish i knew then what i knew now... i could have bought like 1 simple cycle of sust and gained like 10x as much for half the price....

ha but i guess if everyone knew the secret, we wouldnt be special right? :P

[powerman]

Originally Posted by ianf406

ha you know what F-u guys cause i fell for lots of that BS... ha you know how many of those "jay culter mass stacks" from muscle tech i bought at top dollar at GNC?? lol wish i knew then what i knew now... i could have bought like 1 simple cycle of sust and gained like 10x as much for half the price....

ha but i guess if everyone knew the secret, we wouldnt be special right? :P

Thats how i know at least i got mine online at a better price...hahahaha..the advertising is ridiculous..You think Jay even uses that shit not a chance in holy hell.....what a scamm...

[Replicator]

Originally Posted by hooligan2004

Okay ...so this is absolutly ridiculous!!

My boss ordered this product today from Muscle Asylum Project, i cannot beleive they really call themselves that...

muscle asylum is apparently a new branch of muscle-tech

i just wanted to post up some of the absolutly ridiculous goddamn things this product claims:

1.) it is called... Anabolic O.D. (optimal dose)
-a hybridized muscle mutating post workout compoite
2.) side effects include but not limited to:
- Unavoidable Physique Mutation
- Barbell-Bending Force!!
- Post-workout muscle expansion
- Massive muscle Replication
3.) it apparently forces obsessive-compulsive muscle growth
4.) Provokes Vicious Episodes of uncontrolable Strength!!
5.) Involuntary Growth of Mucle Tissue
6.) Triggers satellite cell activation?!?!?

now for the worst part this is what is says on the back:

USES: for individuals devoted to building 21-inch guns, gorwing a 50-inch chest, benching 4-plates, forcing yourself into an XXXL shirt, and living the life of a bodybuiling freakshow...

after just one dose, The Anabolic Optiml Dose supplement overwhelms your damaged muscle cells for uncontrollable muscle mutation and expansion. This is a molecularly altered matrix developed to activate satellite cells for involuntary growth of muscle tissue. With each dose, youre one step closer to resembling a walking science experiment.

CAUTION: Keep out of reach of couch potatoes, recreational athletes, and wannabe bodybuilders. Anabolic Optimal Dose has been known to cause abrupt anabolic mutating effects. Users may also experiance plateau-smashing workouts and may have difficulty finding clothes that fit.


really guys??? please gentlemen do not fall for this kind of shit this product is nothing special just amino acids really

Absolulely...dont go near this stuff ..I was on it for three weeks and every time I leaned on a lamp post it bent over..
when parking the Car, I used to just get out of it and lift it into the space.. I was even useing 6inch nails for toothpicks and bending them,.... also eating the wee half kilo/1lb discs like biscuits.... when we moved house I lifted it and moved it down the street a bit nearer the Supplement shop. nah it was no good, i stopped using it as I felt I was getting an unfair advantage

[powerman]

Originally Posted by Replicator

Absolulely...dont go near this stuff ..I was on it for three weeks and every time I leaned on a lamp post it bent over..
when parking the Car, I used to just get out of it and lift it into the space.. I was even useing 6inch nails for toothpicks and bending them,.... also eating the wee half kilo/1lb discs like biscuits.... when we moved house I lifted it and moved it down the street a bit nearer the Supplement shop. nah it was no good, i stopped using it as I felt I was getting an unfair advantage

500% strength increase for me in 4 weeks.I got tired of breakin records so i stopped takin it too..LMFAO

[ampenergy]

Originally Posted by Sinjin

Damn, I hope I can return the 4 cases of this stuff.

i'll take 2 case's.